Best arm-fold ever?
First of all, we love the Juan Maclean. Second, we now love him even more for being a sensitive badass (just like Tupac was back in the day). The word on the street is that the Juan recently got into a brawl with a heckling fan because that fan wrongly messed with some stage gear when, in fact, that gear was not the fan's to mess with. You can read more about it HERE if you'd like. Anyway, this got me thinking... besides the most obvious method of stage-gear-messin', how else could one get the Juan to punch one's face if one found themself in his audience? Well, you could try shouting:
NUMBER 3
"Live drummers are for overcompensating bald men!"#
NUMBER 2
"Where's your robot suit, monsieur?"##
NUMBER 1
"Your alias is not at all difficult to decipher!"###
# T.P.O. does not endorse this stereotype, but does feel that its expression could warrant a punch if the timing was right and there happened to be a lot of insecure bald men in close proximity.
## Contrary to the popular misconception, T.P.O. holds the general belief that man vs. machine themes have appeared in art prior to Daft Punk's "Human After All."
### It's obviously a Bruce Willis/Die Hard reference, right?
PS: A slightly more comprehensive version of the actual brawl.
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