"Ha, Owww, Owww, Owww!"
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The DFA anthology is now complete, Chapter 2 having been released yesterday. (Btw what about the Stylus review kicking the Pitchfork review's ass?) But what's next for the DFA? T.P.O. has the following hunches as to the next 10 DFA remix projects.
10. Deerhoof
Riffs once said "Whatever your favorite band is right now, Deerhoof's better. If Deerhoof is your favorite band, they're still better than you think." Deerhoof's a great band, with enormous hipster cred. No brainer.
9. Serena Maneesh
Now hipper than Deerhoof? Close call.
8. Hot Chip
More Hot Chip will definitely be in the DFA's future. On their own Hot Chip blow.
7. The Rapture
Luke Jenner, whose guitar work and voice triumphed on Echoes and were completely back-burnered on Pieces of the People We Love by some A1 ass holes, will ask the DFA to ReFIX the entirety of Pieces.
6. Escort
That hip thing again.
5. Madonna
Madonna will decide to get back at Britney Spears for "Me Against the Music" and hire the DFA, who turned Spears down, to do an "end all" remix for her next single. DFA'll charge Madonna ten million bucks for the remix. She'll pay them in cash on a NYC rooftop, then leave in her black helicopter. Jim and Tim will use the 10 mil to purchase the entire Philly International catalogue.
4. Fulton Pyser
One of T.P.O.'s favorite bands of all time.
3. James Brown
JB is still the man. The DFA will ghostwrite a new JB song, much in the vein of In the Jungle Groove, and then remix it.
2. Kylie Minogue
Cause the world has to end sometime.
1. The Entire Philly International Catalogue
1 comment:
Oh emm gee! I was in Fulton Pyser!
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