***Mallratting*** 210: Crazy Carl Mallrats Berlin
"...I really thought Berlin a Utopia."
"Listen, I don't know what you're talking about. I've been to Berlin. No plaid button-downs. No Yuengling or Jack Daniels. No E-A-G-L-E-S. No sun. No beaches. No cars. No Quiz-O. No Main St. Manayunk Munchies. No Main St. Manayunk. No bars, fuck lounges. No Jethro Tull, Rock & Roll. No Jerky Boys tapes. No Mexicans. No construction workers. No plaid button-downs. No jokes. Plenty of Art. I'm sorry, you pretentious fuck, but Berlin sucked."
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