"Fuck Yeah!"
Yo Jake, remember that time we went to Tiki Bob's? That night you saw both Lindsays there and all that... yeah, right... yeah I know. That bouncer was like "nice hair, faggots." As soon as we walked in there's some dude in an Archbishop Ryan sweatshirt rapping along to "Lose Yourself" with his hand up that girl's skirt. Fucking rad. Then we were trying to get a drink but all these little Italian guys kept holding hands and pulling each other forward to cut in line. Some fat girl from New Jersey was all tryin to dance on me, man I must have worn way too tight a shirt.
Fuckin man, remember they had like $3.50 Yuengling bottles and the dudes were all getting four of them and being like "That's right! Philly born and bred, baby!" and the DJ was scratching on that Jay-Z / Linkin Park shit, yeah. And we saw three dudes in Navy uniforms trying to pick up some girls who were obviously with those three black dudes who were in the bathroom doing lines, yeah fuck, when they came back... that one kid got his face all jacked up, right?
Anyway man what were we there, like an hour, waiting for Jordan to come out and you tried to request Amerie but he put on Mary J. Blige, and you made such a fucking big deal, you remember that? Remember when the bouncer came over and said "What's this homo doing?", then how those kids with the spiked hair started talking shit to the black bouncer and one of their girlfriends got punched by accident, oh shit. We had to get the fuck out, we like were looking for a cab and these 10 frat dudes were slamming their girlfriends' heads against the wall so we went over to Finnegan's Wake, and, yeah, fuck, I know. That was the worst."
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