4/20/2007

Local Rumors Clearinghouse: Man Man Edition!




  • Man Man have a record deal. Let's just say they're label mates with Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!


  • Man Man's members like to clap their hands and say yeah.


  • Man Man despises Cherry Coke.


  • Ryan Kattner owns CityPaper.


  • Joey Sweeney is Man Man band member Cougar. (Let me get serious for a moment. Guys, can't we all just get along? T.P.O. offers its services.)


  • Ryan Kattner and partner (Joey Sweeney) now own Philadelphia Weekly.


  • Man Man is gay and loves butt sex.


  • The band's studio lineup includes ex 76er great, Eric Snow.



  • (Might not look like Eric Snow, but trust me, it's him)


  • Man Man's new record doesn't mention unrequited (gay) love.


  • Man Man's new record is going to be available for free download via pitchforkmedia.com, get an 8.4 rating from the site and the coveted "Best New Music" tag. The review will say shit like, "On this record, Man Man refines its sound and grows lyrically and structurally." As a result Man Man has already been booked to play PMF and Lollapalooza '08.


  • Man Man hates polar bear cubs.


2 comments:

Unknown said...

goddamn cubs! there ought to be a law!

JJ said...

I clap my hands and say "No!" to polar bear cub haters.