2/23/2007

Attack of the Paranoidpornsword Killer (Part III)



Yeah. It was sort of an atypical day. Anyway. The time was just after 5pm. I had just gotten home from a long day of eating pretzels and looking at the Liberty Bell in contemplation (as I often do on Wednesdays). I took off my soggy shoes as soon as I walked in the house. The snow was melting quickly now that the sun had returned from its extended weekend. Suddenly, I remembered that I had a DVD I'd been meaning to watch. "Aw, Dennis," I said to myself. The due date was fast approaching so there was no better time to watch it. Changed my attire, grabbed a blanket, and basked I did! Boy, was I relaxing! And the movie wasn't half bad to be honest! ...Until my neighbor... well... just check this out. Anyway.


*Note: names and locations have been changed to protect the identities of those involved.

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